AWT1
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 | | Subject: Yo Mama so.... Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:46 pm | |
| Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." | |
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Miz. Joseph
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Location : Columbus, Ohio (Newark, NJ)
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| | Subject: LOL Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:01 am | |
| lol---THAT'S SO IGNANT! I LIKE THOSE THOUGH! | |
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choclatstar
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Location : Kansas City, Mo
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| | Subject: Yo Mama so.... Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:36 am | |
| some oldies but always goodies
Yo Mama so black when she got in my car the oil light came on.....
Yo Mama so old she went to school with Moses...
Yo Mama so dumb she studies for an eye test...
Yo Mama so fat when she backs up you here beep beep beep... | |
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Weekend-lover
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Location : Chi City
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| | Subject: YO MAMMA Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:37 pm | |
| YO .....YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT A QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND
YOU MOM'S SO FAT SHE SAT ON A QUARTER AND SQUEEZED A BOOGER OUT OF GEORGE WASHINGTON'S NOSE
YO......YO MOM'S GOT 1 ARM, 1 LEG AND THEY CALL THE BITCH UNO!!!! | |
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Frenchie
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Mama so.... Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:33 pm | |
| yall probably heard this before but....yo momma teeth so yellow...I can't believe its not butter! | |
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AWT1
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Mama so.... Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:14 am | |
| @GOL - That 2nd one was funny as hell...never heard that one! | |
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