Phone Sex: The Argument
Male: Can I get some phone sex please?
Me: Hell nah, I’m not feeling that steez
Male: Man you full of shit
Me: Nah I just need some real dick
My fingers can only do some much
That’s why I’m so hesitant to touch
Myself
Nothing compares to the wealth of orgasms I get
When you hit that shit
Especially from the back kid
Phone sex does nothing for me
But piss me off cuz I can’t taste ya seeds
Drink ya babies
And you don’t even talk that fuckin’ shit to me
Shit like: “Take this big dick, mami please”
You set there on a log
Making no noise, don’t turn me on
And you be wondering why I be like, “Nigga G’wan”
You be taking shit way too seriously
Like I cut you off from some pussy
But the reality is it’s not real
It’s a fantasy
And I kept it funky, told you the deal
Told you I’d rather feel ya thick meat
In between my sheets
But you constantly hassle me
Remind me of them little boys at Cedarwood Elementary
Talking ‘bout, “Nu-Nu, give me some, gimme some, gimme some
Please”
Ya playin’ yourself
Yeah, I’m ya wife
But all I ask is for your understandin’ an’
Stop giving me strife
Cuz I say no sometimes
Phone sex is a mental thing
And I’m tired of thinking
I wanna feel something
Giving you all I have to give
And you still come with attitudes
Nucca Please!
Learn how to come at me correct
And maybe, just maybe
You can get some phone sex
Male: Whatever!
Me: Yeah, whatever!
July 31, 2007
Platinum Writers and Publishing